the littles strike again

overheard while making lunch...


THWACK!


W: Ow!  He hit me!


Me: BOYS!!!


SMACK!


E: screeeeeeeeech


W: HE HIT ME FIRST!


coming around the corner to... I don't know... do something


Me: Did you hit him back?


W: ...


E:  No, Mama, he hit my FRONT!!!


Me: ...