run amok

It's only 8:00 on Saturday morning, but this is what I've heard so far:


4:00      Cell phone alarm waking me to get the big kids up


4:20      Van doors slamming as I take Ryan and Emily to meet their ride to the movie set


5:05      Slight creak as I try to quietly climb back into bed for a little while


5:45      The unmistakable sound of liquid hitting the hardwood floor


5:45:10      I frowed up.


5:45:20      Ugh


5:45:30      Run!


5:47      Everything ok in there *yawn*?


6:00-7:00      Restless child trying to sleep


7:01      Oops!  I just tooted.  Uh oh!


7:02      Shower running


7:05      I wanna shower tooooo!


7:15      Happy Anniversary.


7:16      I'm about to do something I really don't want to do... I've got to go to work.


7:16:01     *sniff*


7:30       more tossing of the cookies


7:45       Uh oh!  I -I was just tooting.


7:46      Well, STOP IT!


7:47      You're the best wiper.  That's why I call you.


7:47:01     *snicker*  


Note to self:  Don't say aloud that you have made plans for your anniversary.  They hear you.