the things they say (part deux)

W: Can I have some yogurt?

Me: We're all out of your yogurt; Mama has to buy some more.

W: Can I have some of your kind then?

Me: My kind is different 'cause Mama's trying to eat healthier and lose some weight.

W: So you won't die, right?

Me: ...

after dinner

E: Thanks for giving that to me, Mama.  It was nummy.  (talking about dinner)

Me: You're welcome; I'm glad you liked it.

E: Mama?

Me:  Yes?

E: I don't wanna waste your 'yogrets' but I wike that purple kind.  And the pink kind.  But I don't wanna waste 'em, Mama.

Me: *snickering* Well then I guess you can have one.  Since you don't want to waste it and all.