"dear john"

Dear PC,


We've been together for years now, and I know you have tried hard, in your own way, to be there for me. At least as much as you could. There's no easy way to say this, but our relationship is just not very fulfilling anymore. I've got to move on. Please try to understand. It's not you. It's me.


No, wait, it IS you. You had to know this was coming. For years, you have refused to change. Oh, you got yourself a shiny new outside, but on the inside you're still just a cave man. I need more.


I'm sure it came as quite a shock to you when I brought home someone new. And shoved you into the cabinet. But really, three's a crowd. Nevertheless, I'm sorry. That I didn't do it sooner.


We're over. Life is too short, and I refuse to settle. I need color in my life, to be challenged. Frankly, your boring blue screen was becoming a real eye-sore.


Please try to understand.


Sincerely,

BV



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Dear Mac,


Mac: Vrooom! Vrooom!


Me: Purrrrrrrrr...


Sorry about what's-his-name. I'm glad you're here! I am so excited to begin our life together. I love how you sit proudly atop my desk, not hiding behind the little door. But after all, you've got nothing to be ashamed of! You're so handsome and sleek and...shiny! I still get a little tingle and butterflies in my stomach every time I come into your room. I know you're looking at me with that cute little built-in camera. It's ok. I see you too.


*blush*


I can't wait to get to know each other better! Your colors call to me. I know before long we'll be speaking the same language, and we'll make beautiful projects together.


Oh "Mackie" iLove you!


Yours forever and always,

"Boopsie"